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THE WONDER MIKE SHOW 18
Welcome and thanks once again for joining me for my little show,
I am joined as always by B movie superstar Kari Wuhrer or Kari Wuhrer
Salin if you will and my best friend in the whole world, the man with
the worlds largest penis Matt.
Also making her return today is the star of her own Nickelodeon show Amanda,
little Amanda Bynes, please give everyone a big hand. It is really nice to
have you back Amanda, the show hasn't been the same without, just don't bring
the quality down.
Mike, what is it now Kari? I think I speak for Amanda when I say Fuck you, I've
quit better jobs then this before.
Kari, I don't know why your upset, I called you super star, after all you have a
hit,
well an album out, plus you have stared in what I guess you could call movies
and
you where the star of a dying television show, you are a true star.
We have a really big show in store for you folks today, my special guest is the
star who saved Star trek Voyager, Jeri Ryan, man I have been waiting to get her
on the show since or first episode, I wonder if she would be interested in a co
host position.
Once again I say to you, Fuck you Mike, and the horse you rode in on.
Now that the females have quit their griping, lets hear from Matt, I am sure he
has something in store for us today. Take it away Matt.
Thanks, Mike, I have a surprise guess for us today, she called and begged to be
on the show but we just couldn't find a spot for her, but I made sure we had
time scheduled for today, I want you to give a big hand for Miss Mariah Carey.
Wow Mariah Carey, you have done a great job Matt, come on over and sit next to
me Mariah, it is and honor and a pleasure.
It's an honor and a pleasure to be here today Mike.
That's what I